[AMRadio] Ham Radio Humor


Todd, KA1KAQ ka1kaq at gmail.com
Wed Nov 28 15:36:15 EST 2007


Your secret is safe with me, John.

On Nov 28, 2007 3:12 PM, John Flood <kb1fqg at yahoo.com> wrote:
> Todd,
>
> Don't tell the XYL I'm worth ten bucks or she will try to sell me on ebay.
>
> John Flood
> KB1FQG
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----
> From: "Todd, KA1KAQ" <ka1kaq at gmail.com>
> To: Discussion of AM Radio in the Amateur Service <amradio at mailman.qth.net>
> Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2007 12:50:44 PM
> Subject: [AMRadio] Ham Radio Humor
>
> After all of the excitement and activity recently over band plans and
> such, a little comic relief seems in order. This was sent to me by
> MrMike, W1RC:
>
> The Talking Dog!
>
> During a recent trip my wife and I were on we drove around the back woods of
> East Texas . On one back road I saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty
> style house: "Talking Dog for Sale ." Well I needed a break so I stopped to
> see what the deal was. I went into the backyard and see a nice looking
> Labrador retriever sitting there.
>
> "You talk?" I ask.
>
> "Yep," the Lab replies.
>
> Well after I got over the shock of hearing a dog talk, I asked "So, what's
> your story?"
>
> "Ah shucks there ain't much to tell. Is that a VUU screwdriver antenna on
> your truck out there?"
>
> "How did you know that," I ask?
>
> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I'm a ham radio operator. I got my Ticket
> when I was a young pup and in no time at all I had my 5 band DXCC in Phone
> and CW.
>
> The CIA heard about me and asked me to do some spy work for them. I would
> hang around the communications centers and with my keen hearing I could copy
> the transmissions. Because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I
> was one of their most valuable spies for eight years." Copying high speed CW
> all day really tired me out and I knew I wasn't getting any younger.
>
> So, I decided to settle down. I retired from the CIA (8 dog years is 56 CIA
> years) and joined a ham radio club. In fact I won first place in the
> Oklahoma QSO Party two years in a row. Then I sired a mess of puppies and
> got away from Ham Radio for a while. I sure miss my radio. Why don't you buy
> me and I'll be your CW operator in the Texas QSO Party?
>
> I said "let me see what I can do."  I went back in and ask the owner what he
> wants for the dog.
>
> "Ten dollars," the guy says.
>
> "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
> cheap?"
>
> "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff. He's just a No-Code
> Technician."
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