[AMRadio] AMRadio Digest, Vol 126, Issue 2

Donald Chester k4kyv at charter.net
Mon Jul 7 13:26:40 EDT 2014

-----Original Message-----

From: Rob Atkinson <ranchorobbo at gmail.com>
Re: [AMRadio] US House Bill Requires HOAs comply with PRB-1

There's actually hams who LIKE HOAs.  I think that's another sign of a
bogus phoney ham right there.

There was some guy in Arizona who posted on eham.net that he liked
HOAs.  I checked out his QRZ page.  A shack of plastic radios and his
antenna is.....a teeny mobile screw driver whip antenna outside on the
ground with a bunch of radials


I agree wholeheartedly.  Another one to add to the original "Phony Operator"
list. Of course you have to keep in mind that some people don't have a sense
of humour.

Don k4kyv

PS: Here's the original list with the addition:


You say you are running 400 watts with your Valiant or DX-100.

You think a Johnson Kilowatt Matchbox is a 2.4 KW Tuner.

You refer to a DX 60 or a Yeasu FT 101-E as  a "Boat Anchor"

You refer to a rig like the Yaesu FT-901, Kenwood TS-820 or Drake TR-7 as
"vintage" or "antique".

You refer to one's name as the "first personal" or just "personal".

You end a QSO with "Seventy-Thirds" or just "Threes".

You try to break into an ongoing QSO by shouting "Contact".

You finish an AM transmission in a QSO that is NOT operating fast break-in,
and just drop the carrier with no prior warning like a callsign or saying
"over", "back to you", "go ahead", etc., leaving the other operator(s)
wondering if you lost power or your rig crapped out.

You pronounce QRZ.com as "CUE ARE ZEE" dot com"

You "laugh" on phone by saying "High High" or worse still, "Aitch Eye".

You tell someone with a strapping signal he is "wall to wall, treetop tall".

You refer to switching over to AM  as "Going to the AM side".

You "ratchet-jaw" instead of ragchewing.

You refer to a microphone with a built in preamp as a "Power Mic"

You try to whistle up your RF power level when running FM.

You insert "there" between every two or three words in your conversation.

You refer to the phone bands as the "SSB bands".

You refer to your home station as a "base station".

You call your transmitter or transceiver a "radio" instead of a "rig".

You believe the reflected power returns back to your final and makes the
tubes run red.

You refer to standing wave ratio as "SWRs" [plural] 

You use the word "dot" in decimal fractions instead of "point".

You call the UHF female jack on the back of your rig the "antenna port".

You report renewed sunspot activity when it is only sporadic E.

Your idea of calling CQ is to just say your call, then pause.

You use "QRZ?" in place of "CQ."

You test by uttering "audio, audio, aaaaaaudio".

You operate SSB using VOX, and make "aaaah" sounds between words to prevent
the rig from dropping out of transmit mode.

You transmit on AM using VOX.

You refer to every RF power amplifier as a "linear" regardless of Class A,
B, or C.

You pronounce linear "LEEN-YAR"

You use coax for your HF antenna feedline because you heard that open-wire
line radiates.

You think the ideal horizontal antenna is the G5RV, and the ideal 160m
vertical is 43 ft. tall.

**You are a ham but you like HOAs**

What others can you think of?

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